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Waleed Hussain

4 March 2025 at 2:34:30 pm

Can the RCB Juggle the Cup Without Dropping It?

IPL 2026 – where defending champions Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) strut into the arena like prom kings fresh off a fairy-tale win, only to realise the crown’s made of kryptonite. After shattering an 18-year curse with that nail-biting 2025 triumph – Virat Kohli’s beard practically glowing under the Ahmedabad lights – the big question isn’t “Will they?” but “Can they without imploding like a bad sequel?” Picture this: The squad that finally cracked the code now faces the auction...

Can the RCB Juggle the Cup Without Dropping It?

IPL 2026 – where defending champions Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) strut into the arena like prom kings fresh off a fairy-tale win, only to realise the crown’s made of kryptonite. After shattering an 18-year curse with that nail-biting 2025 triumph – Virat Kohli’s beard practically glowing under the Ahmedabad lights – the big question isn’t “Will they?” but “Can they without imploding like a bad sequel?” Picture this: The squad that finally cracked the code now faces the auction guillotine, with a purse slimmer than Kohli’s patience on a bad day (Rs 16.4 crore for eight slots, anyone?). It’s like winning the lottery, then blowing half on therapy for the near misses. But hey, optimism is RCB’s middle name – right after “Chokers Anonymous”. Let’s dissect this circus act. Retaining 17 players, including six overseas firecrackers, RCB’s basically yelling, “If it ain’t broke, duct-tape it harder!” Captain Rajat Patidar stays at the helm, the quiet assassin who turned collapses into confetti last year. Kohli, the Run God, anchors like a barnacle on a battleship – 741 runs in 2025, because apparently, retirement’s for quitters. Openers Phil Salt (the cheeky Englishman smacking sixes like afternoon tea) and Devdutt Padikkal provide fireworks, while Tim David and Romario Shepherd turn the death overs into a demolition derby. Bowling? Josh Hazlewood’s laser-guided yorkers make batsmen weep, Bhuvneshwar Kumar swings it sneakier than a politician’s promise, and Yash Dayal’s left-arm zip adds that “oops, you’re out” spice. Krunal Pandya’s all-round wizardry and Jitesh Sharma’s glovework round out a core deeper than a fan’s denial phase. But releases? Oof. Booting Liam Livingstone (112 runs at 16 avg – more flop than pop) and Lungi Ngidi feels like firing the clown after one bad balloon animal. Mayank Agarwal and Manoj Bhandage hit the eject button too, leaving the middle order whispering and the spin bench warmer than a forgotten samosa. With the December 16 Abu Dhabi auction looming, RCB’s got eight slots and a wallet that says “bargain bin only”. Can they snag a mystery spinner or a finisher without breaking the bank? Or will they end up with more “projects” than pros, turning M. Chinnaswamy into a batting parlour? To SWOT this soap opera – because nothing says “fun” like corporate buzzwords in cricket drag: Strengths (The Superhero Cape): Bulletproof batting backbone with Kohli’s obsession and Salt’s swagger – they chased 200+ like it was a grocery run. The Hazlewood-Bhuvi-Dayal trio is a swing symphony that choked PBKS in the ’25 final. Depth in all-rounders (Krunal, Shepherd) means no panic buttons. Winning vibes? Intangible, but hey, trophies cure imposter syndrome. Weaknesses (The Kryptonite Crutch): Purse poverty – Rs 16.4 crore for eight bodies? That’s espresso money in IPL terms, not an espresso machine. Livingstone’s exit leaves a power-hitting vacuum wider than AB de Villiers’ smile. Spin department’s Swapnil Singh and Suyash Sharma – solid, but not “unplayable on a turning track” solid. Injuries to Hazlewood (he’s human, shockingly) could turn defences into doormats. Opportunities (The Plot Twist Potential): Auction’s a treasure hunt! Snag a budget overseas spinner like Noor Ahmad redux or a domestic dasher to plug the finisher hole. Trades already shuffled the deck – why not poach a rival’s castoff? The Syed Mushtaq Ali Trophy is a scouting goldmine for uncapped gems. Defending champs get that “underdog glow-up” – fans are louder, and pressure is sweeter. Threats (The Villain Monologue): Bigger-purse bullies like KKR (Rs 64.3 crore war chest – they’re basically shopping for a squad, not slots) could hoover up stars like Mitchell Starc 2.0. CSK’s rebuild rage, MI’s money machine, SRH’s sluggers – everyone’s gunning for the throne. Chinnaswamy’s rocket favours batsmen; one bad dew night, and poof – fairy tale over. Plus, Kohli’s beard: iconic, but does it intimidate bowlers or just distract them? So, can RCB defend? In a league where the Mumbai Indians have three rings and CSK’s got Dhoni’s black magic, it’s 50-50 – half genius, half gamble. If they auction smart (no impulse buys on hype trains), harness that ’25 mojo, and avoid the “sequel slump”, Bengaluru could two-peat like a boss. Otherwise? Back to memes and “next year” chants. Either way, grab popcorn: This red circus is about to clown or crown. Thala for a reason? Nah, Ee Sala Cup Namde – again? (The writer is a senior journalist based in Mumbai. Views personal.)

Resounding Mandate

After months of witnessing high-stakes campaigning, Bihar has delivered a political verdict of unusual clarity. The National Democratic Alliance (NDA) comprising of the ruling BJP and Nitish Kumar’s JD(U) and their allies swept the State’s 243 assembly seats to register a landslide victory. The thumping win hands Chief Minister Nitish Kumar a fifth term and gives Prime Minister Narendra Modi another emphatic endorsement in the Hindi heartland. The scale of this victory, which echoes the NDA’s 2010 win, is striking and deeply symbolic.


At one level, the outcome is an affirmation of incumbency, not a rejection of it despite the narrative put out by the Opposition Grand Alliance. Bihar’s record turnout of 67.13 percent suggests that voters were not merely compliant participants but active arbiters in choosing continuity this time. Nitish Kumar had campaigned on the promise of orderly governance, restored law and order and incremental welfare. The BJP supplied organisational muscle and the Prime Minister’s brand of national leadership. Between them, they offered a narrative of stability and future promise that was eagerly embraced by Bihar’s electorate.


The NDA’s appeal drew strength from two constituencies central to any durable majority. Women, buoyed by targeted welfare programmes voted in unusually high numbers. The youth, meanwhile, backed an aspirational agenda of industrialisation and job creation. The NDA’s promises sounded feasible in stark contrast to the Opposition led by Tejashwi Yadav and an embattled Congress.


The Mahagathbandhan was totally routed, with the Congress putting on an abysmal performance. It was a firm rejection of decades of misgovernance by the RJD and the Congress, especially the dark days of Lalu Yadav’s ‘Jungle Raj.’ The RJD’s decision to field an unusually high number of Yadav candidates rekindled the spectre of caste consolidation and revived memories of the turbulent 1990s. The Grand Alliance was fractious from the outset, weakened by seat-sharing quarrels, the RJD-centric tone of the campaign and the conspicuous sidelining of its allies. Rahul Gandhi’s Congress, spending heavily on social-media amplification of ‘vote-theft’ conspiracies, emerged with little to show for it.


For Nitish Kumar, the mandate offers stability but also scrutiny. His long stewardship of Bihar has been marked by improvements in crime control and service delivery, yet the state remains among India’s poorest, its industrial base stunted and its migration rates high. Having campaigned on credibility, he must now deepen reforms that have often arrived in hesitant increments.


For Tejashwi Yadav, the loss is existential. The RJD cannot be a party trapped between nostalgia and reinvention. The party’s messaging, at once tethered to past grievances and defensive about them, convinced neither loyalists nor fence-sitters.


It is the electorate that emerges strongest from this contest. The peaceful conduct of polling, without reports of violence or re-runs, reflects a maturity that Bihar was once denied. Voters have rejected chaos, caste absolutism and rhetorical excess by choosing competence, however imperfect, and development. That is a mandate any democracy would envy.


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