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Waleed Hussain

4 March 2025 at 2:34:30 pm

Can the RCB Juggle the Cup Without Dropping It?

IPL 2026 – where defending champions Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) strut into the arena like prom kings fresh off a fairy-tale win, only to realise the crown’s made of kryptonite. After shattering an 18-year curse with that nail-biting 2025 triumph – Virat Kohli’s beard practically glowing under the Ahmedabad lights – the big question isn’t “Will they?” but “Can they without imploding like a bad sequel?” Picture this: The squad that finally cracked the code now faces the auction...

Can the RCB Juggle the Cup Without Dropping It?

IPL 2026 – where defending champions Royal Challengers Bengaluru (RCB) strut into the arena like prom kings fresh off a fairy-tale win, only to realise the crown’s made of kryptonite. After shattering an 18-year curse with that nail-biting 2025 triumph – Virat Kohli’s beard practically glowing under the Ahmedabad lights – the big question isn’t “Will they?” but “Can they without imploding like a bad sequel?” Picture this: The squad that finally cracked the code now faces the auction guillotine, with a purse slimmer than Kohli’s patience on a bad day (Rs 16.4 crore for eight slots, anyone?). It’s like winning the lottery, then blowing half on therapy for the near misses. But hey, optimism is RCB’s middle name – right after “Chokers Anonymous”. Let’s dissect this circus act. Retaining 17 players, including six overseas firecrackers, RCB’s basically yelling, “If it ain’t broke, duct-tape it harder!” Captain Rajat Patidar stays at the helm, the quiet assassin who turned collapses into confetti last year. Kohli, the Run God, anchors like a barnacle on a battleship – 741 runs in 2025, because apparently, retirement’s for quitters. Openers Phil Salt (the cheeky Englishman smacking sixes like afternoon tea) and Devdutt Padikkal provide fireworks, while Tim David and Romario Shepherd turn the death overs into a demolition derby. Bowling? Josh Hazlewood’s laser-guided yorkers make batsmen weep, Bhuvneshwar Kumar swings it sneakier than a politician’s promise, and Yash Dayal’s left-arm zip adds that “oops, you’re out” spice. Krunal Pandya’s all-round wizardry and Jitesh Sharma’s glovework round out a core deeper than a fan’s denial phase. But releases? Oof. Booting Liam Livingstone (112 runs at 16 avg – more flop than pop) and Lungi Ngidi feels like firing the clown after one bad balloon animal. Mayank Agarwal and Manoj Bhandage hit the eject button too, leaving the middle order whispering and the spin bench warmer than a forgotten samosa. With the December 16 Abu Dhabi auction looming, RCB’s got eight slots and a wallet that says “bargain bin only”. Can they snag a mystery spinner or a finisher without breaking the bank? Or will they end up with more “projects” than pros, turning M. Chinnaswamy into a batting parlour? To SWOT this soap opera – because nothing says “fun” like corporate buzzwords in cricket drag: Strengths (The Superhero Cape): Bulletproof batting backbone with Kohli’s obsession and Salt’s swagger – they chased 200+ like it was a grocery run. The Hazlewood-Bhuvi-Dayal trio is a swing symphony that choked PBKS in the ’25 final. Depth in all-rounders (Krunal, Shepherd) means no panic buttons. Winning vibes? Intangible, but hey, trophies cure imposter syndrome. Weaknesses (The Kryptonite Crutch): Purse poverty – Rs 16.4 crore for eight bodies? That’s espresso money in IPL terms, not an espresso machine. Livingstone’s exit leaves a power-hitting vacuum wider than AB de Villiers’ smile. Spin department’s Swapnil Singh and Suyash Sharma – solid, but not “unplayable on a turning track” solid. Injuries to Hazlewood (he’s human, shockingly) could turn defences into doormats. Opportunities (The Plot Twist Potential): Auction’s a treasure hunt! Snag a budget overseas spinner like Noor Ahmad redux or a domestic dasher to plug the finisher hole. Trades already shuffled the deck – why not poach a rival’s castoff? The Syed Mushtaq Ali Trophy is a scouting goldmine for uncapped gems. Defending champs get that “underdog glow-up” – fans are louder, and pressure is sweeter. Threats (The Villain Monologue): Bigger-purse bullies like KKR (Rs 64.3 crore war chest – they’re basically shopping for a squad, not slots) could hoover up stars like Mitchell Starc 2.0. CSK’s rebuild rage, MI’s money machine, SRH’s sluggers – everyone’s gunning for the throne. Chinnaswamy’s rocket favours batsmen; one bad dew night, and poof – fairy tale over. Plus, Kohli’s beard: iconic, but does it intimidate bowlers or just distract them? So, can RCB defend? In a league where the Mumbai Indians have three rings and CSK’s got Dhoni’s black magic, it’s 50-50 – half genius, half gamble. If they auction smart (no impulse buys on hype trains), harness that ’25 mojo, and avoid the “sequel slump”, Bengaluru could two-peat like a boss. Otherwise? Back to memes and “next year” chants. Either way, grab popcorn: This red circus is about to clown or crown. Thala for a reason? Nah, Ee Sala Cup Namde – again? (The writer is a senior journalist based in Mumbai. Views personal.)

Strange Bedfellows

Politics in Maharashtra, as in much of India, is rarely short of surprises. Yet few spectacles reveal its peculiar logic as vividly as the recent elections to the Mumbai Cricket Association (MCA). In a state riven by factional rivalries and shifting alliances, one would expect the cricket turf to mirror the rancour of the Assembly. Instead, cricketing board elections have always been a rare site of bipartisan harmony, where sworn political adversaries shake hands over the boundary line.


The latest MCA election saw Unmesh Khanvilkar elected secretary while Jitendra Awhad - an opposition MLA from Sharad Pawar’s Nationalist Congress Party (SP) and a close Pawar aide - secured the vice-president’s post. The association’s new president, Ajinkya Naik, was elected unopposed after all seven other candidates withdrew. What raised eyebrows was not the result but the unspoken coalition behind it. In a statement soon after his victory, Naik offered “heartfelt thanks” to both Chief Minister and Bharatiya Janata Party leader Devendra Fadnavis as well as Pawar, the wily patriarch of Maharashtra’s politics.


For decades, the corridors of cricket administration in Maharashtra have been smoother than its potholed roads. Sharad Pawar’s influence in cricketing circles is legendary. As president of the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) and later of the International Cricket Council, he helped turn the game into a financial empire. His protégés, including BJP leader Ashish Shelar and now Awhad, have long straddled both politics and the pitch. When it comes to cricket, ideological differences dissolve as quickly as a monsoon wicket.


The Pawar-Shelar combine’s triumph in the MCA demonstrates that where real money and visibility lie, political colours blur. The MCA, flush with sponsorships and real-estate assets, is among the most lucrative institutions in the state. Controlling its means wielding patronage. For politicians, it offers an unregulated zone of influence beyond the scrutiny that comes with public office. It is a curious contrast. Maharashtra’s cities, particularly Mumbai and Pune, remain hobbled by decaying infrastructure and chronic mismanagement. Mumbai’s suburban railways groan under overcrowding, its drainage collapses every monsoon. Pune’s traffic chaos and water shortages are legendary. Yet, where urban planning committees bicker and delay, cricket associations hum with efficiency. Governance in sport, it seems, inspires more urgency than governance in the city.


This political détente over cricket also reveals something about the state’s power economy. Maharashtra’s politics has long been built on control of cooperative banks and sugar mills - arenas that blend influence with income. The cricket associations are the new frontier of that model. For the BJP, aligning with Pawar’s network offers access to a parallel establishment that commands deep loyalty across Mumbai’s business elite. For Pawar’s loyalists, it ensures continued relevance even as their electoral fortunes wane.


That such cooperation eludes Mumbai’s civic life is the real tragedy. The same leaders who can unite over a boundary line appear to vanish when it comes to the city’s skyline.

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